The Alien Invasion of America

Is it me, or has anyone else noticed the subtle infiltration of an alien intelligence seeping into our society? They are deceptively clever, and even somewhat, in certain light, cute. Not only have they infiltrated the wealthy, the famous, the beautiful, and the powerful amongst us, they have taken us for imbiciles as we cater to their every whims, spending exorbadent amounts of money to accomodate their growing numbers in the style to which they have become accustomed. Their plan? World dominance and no less. You might recognize them. They are everywhere, and unless something is done, these alien lifeforms will activate their evil plans and see the demise of human kind. They are clever, so clever as to shrink their own bodies to miniature size and grow two extra limbs. But you can see the truth of their origins in their eyes. Yes, I am telling you, chiguaguas are taking over the world! Overnight, ten thousand shops have sprouted up catering to their decadent desires for gold and diamonds and soft beds to sleep on and little travel carrying cases and insane dietary expectations of champagne and caviar. And what is worse, we unnassuming humans are breeding them rapidly increasing their numbers AND their power. End the world dominance now. Post signs. Tell your friends. The chiguagua-ization of America must end! Who knows how far they will go. Clearly they have already mind-melded and sucked the intelligence out of the human beings who bought them. Does anyone know what Paris Hilton was like BEFORE she got her dog? Or Aidan Brody, or any of the numerous other victims of the alien invasion. You must be careful. Guard yourself carefully against their fearsome ingenuity. Warn your family. You must not be sucked into their schemes! Best of luck to you, fellow humans. Remember, the future is in your hands.